RECRUITING POSTER: Go forth from paradise, Joe and Jane and Bob and Bill. Seek one insurgent-terrorist each and kill. Guaranteed to rid the world of evil Catch and kill a thousand Sadams Guard the biblical marsh Find the WMD buried beneath the dunes-- ADDENDUM: Beware the roadside donkey cart Beware the abandoned cab Beware the silent alleyway Beware the ragtag child We shall notify your next of kin in a timely manner. GUARANTEE: With Homeland Security on alert With ports of call locked down With the government safely under ground We promise you a parade down Main Street beneath towering skyscrapers and rooftop sharpshooters and gun-ship helicopters and evacuation plans