My dog pouts his lips and sleeps all day
He gets three meals
and a pet now and then
sleeps on the bed when we let him
or are gone
If we see fit
to let him out, he chases
cars down the street
and runs away
Stupid dog
We humans sit atop the food chain
the biologists say
I spray my hair, brush my teeth,
turn the key, and send toxins into the air
He sleeps on the bed
when we let him stay
Power is might
I bought the food
and set the clock
and I suppose that I could beat him senseless
to prove I have the right
Stupid dog
See these thumbs
Yeah, I'm atop the food chain
My dog pouts his lips and sleeps all day
While I break my thumbs to pay the bills
And I wonder,
who created the survival of the fittest anyway?
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